Yeah yeah, it's been awhile....

So thanks to The Chive, a site that can eat up many many hours of possibly productive time, I actually have something new to post about!! Hurrah!!

J. Scott Campbell has been hired on to create a live-action remake of Cinderella which is interesting in itself, HOWEVER that was not what drove me to blog. In May he released some updated and rather naughty renderings of our beloved classic fairytale heroines...and they are smokin' hot!!!

Enjoy!

Oh BTW, this is exactly how I look when I'm sleeping at night....it's rather accurate.

Original posting can be viewed here. And for more J. Scott Campbell's work, visit his Deviant Art page.

New Experiences

So today at work, I was talking about kids and family with one of the girls I work with. I can get away with calling her a "girl" because she is all of 17 years old. She mentions what a perfect life I have (husband/kids/house/normalcy) and how sweet and innocent I am.

I turned to look at her with a rather perplexed look on my face and explained that she really knew nothing about me (in my head, my many personalities are laughing their asses off at the ironic comment) but said thanks for thinking so nicely of me!!

Moving on.....ToyWithMe.com is running a contest to win a We-Vibe!!

I am in awe of this toy and I want one so very, VERY badly. I shall use a lyric from the song "Laid" by James to explain my predicament.

This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

Yup, that's right, I lack the ability to have an orgasm in every position EXCEPT when I am on top. So the idea that there is a toy out that my husband and I can use during our romps in any position I may crave has me enthralled with the idea of winning it!!! I shall be entering the contest as often as I possibly can!!!

Not sure what a We-Vibe is? Click HERE to read Crissy's review of the We-Vibe!

Introduction - AKA: Secret perversions I've been harboring.

To explain what this blog is about, I will be divulging a spark that I have had since childhood. Bedtime fairy tales used to bore me to tears when I was little. Though the infamous "Tell me a story." would regularly be used to detain bedtime, the stories themselves uninterested me. They were hallow and flat....they lacked something. Didn't know what it was they lacked, until I had a wonderfully, filthy dream....when I was like 11.

Family trips would be taken down-east (PEI) almost yearly and a visit to Fairyland was tradition. Somewhere in my messed up sub-conscience, a rather twisted version of Fairyland was born. I awoke from that dream, and wanted to return to that non-existent place straight away! My love of wicked fairy tales was born.

So this page is dedicated to the dark and twisted versions of well known and the-not-so-well known fairy tales in various formats. Books, blogs, paintings, photography, sculpture, song...if it's wicked, wanton, or erotically grimm, I'll be posting about it here.